Southern Sayings
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"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
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"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
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"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
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"Have a cup of coffee--it's already been 'saucered and blowed'."
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"She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
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"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
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"My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull."
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"Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
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"He's as country as cornflakes."
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"This is gooder'n grits."
- "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
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