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Here's a list of cat truths.....
CAT - (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock
CAT (n): A walking ego with fur.
Cat Game #1: Hah - made you look!
Cat quote: "Doesn't take much to entertain a human!"
An aquarium is interactive television for cats.
A cat is easier to train than a man.
A cat is just a bundle of purr.
A cat is nobody's fool.
Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
Cats can eat tuna that has not been mixed with Miracle Whip.
Cats must climb into their Daddy's dropped briefs while he is sitting on the toilet.
A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
A cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain.
Cat Game #3: Take up the most room on bed.
Cats must tear into the bag of cat food just to see if it the same as what is in their dish.
The four cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.
Cat Game #10: Hide and go puke.
A happy cat means a happy household.
A home without a cat is only a house.
As anyone who owns a cat knows: no one can own a cat.