Hillbilly Medical Terminology
Benign - ..What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarian Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan - Searching for the kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Colic - A Sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live long.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
G.I. Series - World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A doctors cane
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A patient who has fainted.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - ....Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Rectum - ..Darn near killed him.
Secretion - Hiding something.
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of mine.
Varicose - Nearby, close by.
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